[Execution Order] Signed by Colonel Hanse Castillo

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DarthVicious
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[Execution Order] Signed by Colonel Hanse Castillo

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Date: June 2045

Subject: Execution Order.

Target: All generals who decided to march from Vladivostok through Harbin (The AA Capital) on the way to liberate Beijing from the accursed demons and test their nuclear launch readiness.

Rant: When I ordered my armies in Vladivostok to liberate Beijing, the implicit understanding was that this would be an amphibious landing, part of the operation to surround and isolate the AA capital in Harbin. However, some idiot decided it would be a good idea to march from Vladivostok through Harbin, and test the enemy nuclear readiness, and had 3 armies wiped out. There is no room for idiocy in this campaign to rid humanity of the demonic alien invaders. The Generals and all surviving staff officers shall hereby be flagged as experimentation subjects to be used at our Xenoscience Laboratories until dead, and then their carcasses fed to a megafauna.

Subtext:
  • The ability for armies to march through multiple regions to get to their target destination should consider the implications of marching through enemy territory, especially if that territory is likely to employ nuclear defenses. March orders should prefer to select friendly territories as waypoints unless specifically ordered into enemy territory.
  • it is pointless to soak up unnecessary damage, and nuclear weapons, just to take a shortcut.
  • Should we have freedom of the oceans, then the oceans are to be considered friendly territory.
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