I m NOT Santa Claus

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I m NOT Santa Claus

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Why is game obsessed with Siberia , North Pole , Alaska. ?

Frozen & co. has ordered this game. Capital city IceCreamBurg. Most populated city - IceTeaBurg. Best looking city IceBurg and famous Snowflakeburg. Don't forget floating Hamburgerburg on ice where people enjoy swimming with polar bears (domesticated) . Hot summer day can show even -70° .

120 New Game 60 Novogord rest Alaska & co.
I cant believe that I m doing that. But here it is.
We are cursed with Icebergs. If it is frozen and floats on water people live there. Nowhere else because it is to hot
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I just dropped man in shorts on Ice.
Polar bears are freezing and he is in - shorts. He really need those microwave emitters.
Glad that Advent showed up. They will heat him with plasma. Quality of care.
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I can't finish the missions . My bikini squad on ice is ridiculous.
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I m sill laughing.

Just cant play that. Even polar bears are laughing
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No I cant load that game. I m still laughing .
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I have review on ice. Advent should give them blankets.
My gosh I m still laughing
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Nice cosmetics.
Bikini on ice and he wear pigtails.
Shorts on ice + pigtails = Assault penguin.

Ice Baby Penguin
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Feeling lonely? Here an ice tea to cheer you up :lol:
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I rather have Ice-burger.
I can't stop laughing even today.
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I wondered what those 8 comments are gonna be about santa Claus and xcom
Now I know
Am I any wiser now?
Not sure.
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If you like to start in Novogord (50%) you are fine.
If you like to start in Africa 10% - good luck. Kansas City have better roll than whole Africa.

Game loves Santa Claus and will try to spawn you in North Pole because Santa Claus has shop there.
Review on Ice included.
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